every day of my life i wonder if this will be it....if this is the end

[gorillatama]

(209):

I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.

Comments

[gorillatama]

THATS WIG I SAID

WHY DO YOU FEEL VIOLATED?!?! IM THE ONE WHO IS VIOLATED waking up with strange fur

[bombdemon]

YOU CAN'T JUST REPLACE WHATEVER WORD YOU WANT WITH THAT

That so? I'm the one who woke up with a **** up his ****!! Shut up and take responsibility!

[gorillatama]

yes wig can. i wig did =u=

IT WAS NOT IN YOUR ****!!! IT WAS NOWHERE NEAR THERE! IT WAS SHRIVELED UP PROBABLY how am i supposed to do that you already have my card

[bombdemon]

IT'S NOT WIG ITS KATSURA

yes you were!! ah, how irresponsible, a police officer who can not even accept the consequences of his actions. perhaps i should file another sexual offense report...

[gorillatama]

thats wigzactly what i said ok

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANOTHER!!!!!!! THERES ONE BY AZURAKANITA AND THATS IT

[bombdemon]

you are getting poison in your cereal

You sweet summer child. There's dozens of them already, including but not limited to Shimura Tae and Zurako-san. Adding to that pile could really harm your career.

[gorillatama]

no thank you

otae-san and i....? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN:??? I DONT REMEMBER THAT unless youre counting the wort arc?? that must be what youre counting bc thats all i can remember, and i'd deff remember another time =u= my career is fine!!

[bombdemon]

Oh, it's no trouble at all.

What do you mean? It happens basically every chapter. Not this and that, of course, just generic harassment. It's enough of an offense to report still, and now you've really done it. You'll rot behind bars just as you deserve.

[gorillatama]

im good, no need to do that
at all

but why cant THERE happen???? that should have happen- its not harassment its flirting!!! put your shinpachis on and open your eyes. i dont deserve the soap treatment, smh

[bombdemon]

Of course there is. A great need indeed.

YES YOU DO!! I can't wear white on my wedding anymore...

[gorillatama]

naaaaaaaah its all good

NO I DONT!!! THERE ARE EYE BOOGERS IN YOUR EYES, WIPE THEM!! who do you think youre talking to,!? because of yoU I CANT EITHER!! ALL THE WEIRD STUFF YOU DID TO ME...

[bombdemon]

YOU COULDN'T SINCE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!!

[gorillatama]

STOP PROJECTING YOUR OWN BACK STORY ONTO ME YOU FURRY

[bombdemon]

I'M NOT A FURRY I'M KATSURA

I'M NOT THE ONE DOING THE PROJECTING HERE!!

[gorillatama]

katsfurra

no yOU ARE!! LIKE A HOLOGRAM BUT BAD GRAPHICS

[bombdemon]

sAMURAI DO NOT TELL LIES

[gorillatama]

im not saying its a lie a hologram is more of an illusion
so like crappy magic tricks

[bombdemon]

If I did magic tricks, they would be grand. Unlike your competence.

[gorillatama]

we all know you'd pull a fursuit out of a hat and get it stuck and whine

[bombdemon]

samurai do not "whine".

[gorillatama]

*wine then

[bombdemon]

I do not drink foreign alcohol.

[gorillatama]

sake whateeeevs
thats right you dont import...

[bombdemon]

* except soaps

it's ok if television is imported

[gorillatama]

oh? like the fancy kind? they do always smell p good

oooooh noooo i hope you wont be brainwashed by too much television

[bombdemon]

Who do you think I am?!

[gorillatama]

a furry turd

[bombdemon]

IT'S NOT A FURRY TURD IT'S KATSURA

[gorillatama]

turdza

[bombdemon]

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