every day of my life i wonder if this will be it....if this is the end

[gorillatama]

(209):

I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.

Comments

[bombdemon]

It looked great on you.

I still have trouble walking.

[gorillatama]

i did look pretty cute didnt i!! it really brought out my eye--- NEVERMIND NO IT DIDNT! IT DIDNT EVEN HAVE MY HAIR!!

i'm not surprised, you really went at it with enthusiasm, how admirable!

[bombdemon]

That's why you looked pretty cute, silly

although it did bring out your ****


Yes, well, I can not take all the credit. You were quite a well endowed mascot.

[gorillatama]

BECAUSE IT DIDNT HAVE MY HAIR??? thats rude af!!
but i'm glad to hear you agree w/how adorable i was

but penguins dont have ****s?? right? but it looked bigger? hmm...

no you shouldnt take all the erect, i was there too. i'm glad you agree!! we made a good team

[bombdemon]

yes exactly

it was out, remember? i modified the costume a little for an extra hole o///3///o

perhaps we should do it again sometime

[gorillatama]

NO NOT EXACTLY!!!!!1 IF YOURE GONNA STAY TRUE TO CANON YOU NEED THE HAIR TOO! THIS ISNT AN AU GET OUT

i thought it was cold

only if you wear something too........

what the fuck

[bombdemon]

Oh it was still there, we just couldn't see it, which was an improvement. <3

Ah? Wasn't the embrace of my behind warm enough for you?

Why certainly! What do you prefer? A gorilla costume? Tiny miniskirts?

youre the one who started this

[gorillatama]

ITS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT THATS ERASURE!! THATS TAKING AN ERASER TO MY GIMMICK, LIKE TO YOUR WIG

what are you talking about

you in a gorilla costume? could you be c*ndy k*ng???

am i really

[bombdemon]

It's not wig, it's Katsura.

Don't tell me you forgot our passionate night.

Ah, figures that's the kind of stuff you'd like. I suppose.

YES!! REALLY!!

[gorillatama]

I DIDNT CALL YOU A WIG, YOU WIG
oh, now i did

what night
last friday night?

make sure you have the ponytail......and the bra-- ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIGURES?

no

[bombdemon]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY

no??? two days ago? penguin suit? hotel room? WAS IT ALL A LIE, THEN?

yes

[gorillatama]

oh...please wiggive me, i didnt mean to

WHAT HOTEL
WHO HAD THE MONEY FOR THIS!??!?! i did wake up a diff kinda fur in my ass tho.........

[bombdemon]

IT'S NOT WIG IT'S KATSURA

you did??? or that's what you said, at least. i feel violated.

[gorillatama]

THATS WIG I SAID

WHY DO YOU FEEL VIOLATED?!?! IM THE ONE WHO IS VIOLATED waking up with strange fur

[bombdemon]

YOU CAN'T JUST REPLACE WHATEVER WORD YOU WANT WITH THAT

That so? I'm the one who woke up with a **** up his ****!! Shut up and take responsibility!

[gorillatama]

yes wig can. i wig did =u=

IT WAS NOT IN YOUR ****!!! IT WAS NOWHERE NEAR THERE! IT WAS SHRIVELED UP PROBABLY how am i supposed to do that you already have my card

[bombdemon]

IT'S NOT WIG ITS KATSURA

yes you were!! ah, how irresponsible, a police officer who can not even accept the consequences of his actions. perhaps i should file another sexual offense report...

[gorillatama]

thats wigzactly what i said ok

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANOTHER!!!!!!! THERES ONE BY AZURAKANITA AND THATS IT

[bombdemon]

you are getting poison in your cereal

You sweet summer child. There's dozens of them already, including but not limited to Shimura Tae and Zurako-san. Adding to that pile could really harm your career.

[gorillatama]

no thank you

otae-san and i....? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN:??? I DONT REMEMBER THAT unless youre counting the wort arc?? that must be what youre counting bc thats all i can remember, and i'd deff remember another time =u= my career is fine!!

[bombdemon]

Oh, it's no trouble at all.

What do you mean? It happens basically every chapter. Not this and that, of course, just generic harassment. It's enough of an offense to report still, and now you've really done it. You'll rot behind bars just as you deserve.

[gorillatama]

im good, no need to do that
at all

but why cant THERE happen???? that should have happen- its not harassment its flirting!!! put your shinpachis on and open your eyes. i dont deserve the soap treatment, smh

[bombdemon]

Of course there is. A great need indeed.

YES YOU DO!! I can't wear white on my wedding anymore...

[gorillatama]

naaaaaaaah its all good

NO I DONT!!! THERE ARE EYE BOOGERS IN YOUR EYES, WIPE THEM!! who do you think youre talking to,!? because of yoU I CANT EITHER!! ALL THE WEIRD STUFF YOU DID TO ME...

[bombdemon]

YOU COULDN'T SINCE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!!

[gorillatama]

STOP PROJECTING YOUR OWN BACK STORY ONTO ME YOU FURRY

[bombdemon]

I'M NOT A FURRY I'M KATSURA

I'M NOT THE ONE DOING THE PROJECTING HERE!!

[gorillatama]

katsfurra

no yOU ARE!! LIKE A HOLOGRAM BUT BAD GRAPHICS

[bombdemon]

sAMURAI DO NOT TELL LIES

[gorillatama]

im not saying its a lie a hologram is more of an illusion
so like crappy magic tricks

[bombdemon]

If I did magic tricks, they would be grand. Unlike your competence.

[gorillatama]

we all know you'd pull a fursuit out of a hat and get it stuck and whine

[bombdemon]

samurai do not "whine".

[gorillatama]

*wine then

[bombdemon]

I do not drink foreign alcohol.

[gorillatama]

sake whateeeevs
thats right you dont import...

[bombdemon]

* except soaps

it's ok if television is imported

[gorillatama]

oh? like the fancy kind? they do always smell p good

oooooh noooo i hope you wont be brainwashed by too much television

[bombdemon]

Who do you think I am?!

[gorillatama]

a furry turd

[bombdemon]

IT'S NOT A FURRY TURD IT'S KATSURA

[gorillatama]

turdza

[bombdemon]

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