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(903):
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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Booty Fire - June 3rd, 2013
Local Gorilla ruins everything
03 June 2013 @ 07:21 pm
To: (Zaki)
(903):
There's a naked man in my car right now.
03 June 2013 @ 07:28 pm
03 June 2013 @ 07:36 pm
There's just Something about Toshi
(716):
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
03 June 2013 @ 07:46 pm
(+61):
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
03 June 2013 @ 07:52 pm
(850):
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
03 June 2013 @ 07:56 pm
To: (Piece of Shit Gorilla)
03 June 2013 @ 08:13 pm
To: (Yorozuya)
(310):
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
03 June 2013 @ 08:44 pm
To: (Chief Gorilla)
(440):
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
03 June 2013 @ 08:50 pm
To: (Toshi-kun), (Sougo-kun)
(951):
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
03 June 2013 @ 09:52 pm
To: (Die Sougo)
