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(253):
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
(1-253):
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Booty Fire - June 1st, 2013
Local Gorilla ruins everything
01 June 2013 @ 07:47 pm
(253):
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
(1-253):
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
01 June 2013 @ 07:50 pm
To: (Chief Gorilla)
(406):
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
01 June 2013 @ 07:51 pm
To: (Chief Gorilla)
(+64):
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
01 June 2013 @ 09:04 pm
To: (Toshi-kun)
01 June 2013 @ 09:15 pm
To: (Yorozuya)
(719):
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
01 June 2013 @ 09:18 pm
To: (Toshi-kun)
(708):
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
01 June 2013 @ 10:28 pm
To: (Drunk Terminator), (Oogushi-kun)
(816):
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
(816):
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
01 June 2013 @ 10:32 pm
To: (Asshole Perm)
(715):
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
01 June 2013 @ 10:52 pm
To: (Sougo-kun), (Toshi-kun)
01 June 2013 @ 11:04 pm
(314):
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
(224):
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
01 June 2013 @ 11:13 pm
(813):
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
01 June 2013 @ 11:19 pm
(860):
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
01 June 2013 @ 11:19 pm
(408):
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
(305):
No idea what that is
(408):
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
(305):
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
