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(314):
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
(224):
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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Booty Fire
Local Gorilla ruins everything
01 June 2013 @ 11:04 pm
(314):
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
(224):
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
01 June 2013 @ 10:52 pm
To: (Sougo-kun), (Toshi-kun)
01 June 2013 @ 10:32 pm
To: (Asshole Perm)
(715):
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
01 June 2013 @ 10:28 pm
To: (Drunk Terminator), (Oogushi-kun)
(816):
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
(816):
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
01 June 2013 @ 09:18 pm
To: (Toshi-kun)
(708):
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
01 June 2013 @ 09:15 pm
To: (Yorozuya)
(719):
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
01 June 2013 @ 09:04 pm
To: (Toshi-kun)
01 June 2013 @ 07:51 pm
To: (Chief Gorilla)
(+64):
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
01 June 2013 @ 07:50 pm
To: (Chief Gorilla)
(406):
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
01 June 2013 @ 07:47 pm
(253):
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
(1-253):
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
28 May 2013 @ 12:00 am
To: (Kondo-san)
(905):
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
27 May 2013 @ 11:54 pm
27 May 2013 @ 03:54 am
To: (Toshi-kun)
(954):
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
27 May 2013 @ 03:47 am
To: (Toshi-kun)
27 May 2013 @ 03:42 am
To: (Gintoki)
(703):
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
27 May 2013 @ 03:41 am
To: (Gintoki)
(596):
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
27 May 2013 @ 03:17 am
(949):
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
09 May 2013 @ 01:12 am
(781):
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
09 May 2013 @ 01:05 am
To: (Die Sougo)
09 May 2013 @ 01:01 am
To: (Kondo-san), (Die Hijikata)
(512):
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.