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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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Booty Fire
Local Gorilla ruins everything
09 May 2013 @ 12:25 am
To: (Toshi-kun)
(407):
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
09 May 2013 @ 12:21 am
To: (Toshi-kun)
(937):
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
09 May 2013 @ 12:08 am
(516):
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
08 May 2013 @ 10:47 pm
To: (Toshi-kun)
(208):
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
08 May 2013 @ 10:00 pm
To: (Patchie-kun), (Kagura)
08 May 2013 @ 08:28 pm
To: (Chief Gorilla), (Zaki) (Die Sougo)
08 May 2013 @ 08:05 pm
To: (Chief Gorilla)
18 February 2013 @ 10:39 pm
To: (Toshi-kun)
18 February 2013 @ 10:32 pm
(931):
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
18 February 2013 @ 09:56 pm
like father, like son tho......
(440):
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
18 February 2013 @ 09:43 pm
18 February 2013 @ 08:27 pm
(570):
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
18 February 2013 @ 03:36 am
(306):
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
18 February 2013 @ 01:45 am
(803):
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
(1-803):
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
18 February 2013 @ 01:18 am
(609):
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
18 February 2013 @ 12:41 am
18 February 2013 @ 12:14 am
(954):
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
