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(440):
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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Booty Fire
Local Gorilla ruins everything
25 June 2013 @ 09:26 pm
To: (Kagura-chan)
(440):
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
25 June 2013 @ 09:02 pm
To: (Toshi-kun), (Sougo-kun)
25 June 2013 @ 01:30 am
To: (Gintoki)
25 June 2013 @ 01:30 am
To: (Shitty Perm) *about Kagura
(727):
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
25 June 2013 @ 01:24 am
(248):
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
24 June 2013 @ 12:35 am
(870):
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
24 June 2013 @ 12:31 am
To: (Toshi-kun), (Sougo-kun)
22 June 2013 @ 03:20 am
(248):
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
(313):
No promises
20 June 2013 @ 12:03 am
(203):
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
19 June 2013 @ 11:40 pm
(708):
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
19 June 2013 @ 11:30 pm
To: (Gorigumi-san)
19 June 2013 @ 04:00 am
To: (Gintoki)
(305):
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
17 June 2013 @ 12:57 am
To: (Die Sougo)
(410):
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
15 June 2013 @ 12:37 am
who the fuck do you THINK this could possibly be about
(937):
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
(1-937):
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
13 June 2013 @ 03:44 am
(832):
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
13 June 2013 @ 03:39 am
To: (Gintoki)
11 June 2013 @ 09:05 pm
i cant stop crying
11 June 2013 @ 08:42 pm
I'm so sorry....
(925):
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
