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[gorillatama]

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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it

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[bombdemon]

EXCUSE

THIS NEVER HAPPENED

i always lift my coat before doing my business

[gorillatama]

it definitely happened
just accept it, that wet spot on you coat wasnt ice or even the tears of that little old lady you said you helped across the street

take it off next time??

[bombdemon]

I DID HELP HER!!

if I had time for that don't you think I would pick a more appropriate place while at it???

[gorillatama]

theres wig hair that looks like yours stuck to the button of her purse when she swung it at some hooligan

no bc its you

[bombdemon]

LIES i was respectful and legal and she gave me a cookie!!

[gorillatama]

if by cookie u mean her purse in your ****hole then sure

[bombdemon]

nO I MEAN WHAT I SAID!! Stop suggesting things that are your gags! It's completely OOC for me to harm an old lady!

[ he'd hit on her instead ]

[gorillatama]

GETTING ATTACKED BY OLD LADIES ISNT MY- oh it kinda is isnt it. huh. DONT YOU TAKE MY GAG!!! THATS MINE, I WORKED HARD FOR IT!!
i'm still p sure she thought you were trying SOMETHING

[bombdemon]

I WASN'T TRYING! PLEASE KEEP IT!

no no, absolutely not. samurai do not touch women without their explicit consent! except maybe when helping them across the street but that does not count.

[gorillatama]

GOOD! YOU CANT HAVE IT! ITS MINE! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN THING you work on that

not even a touch on the hand or the fist to your teeth?? well she was probs worried about her ankles, then, what, with the generation gap