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Kondo "atomic booty" Isao ([personal profile] gorillatama) wrote2013-12-05 05:17 am
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex

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keepcalmandbomb: (hello i'm santa claus // intrigued)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-06-04 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
On another hand, it's also rather tantalizing.
gorillatama: (so you can make that face)

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-06-05 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
HOW IS THAT TITLIZING? That's as titilyzing as zebra stripes on an opera singer. You're the only one moved here, not me.
keepcalmandbomb: (ding dong // calm)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-06-10 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
STOP REPEATING OBSCENE WORDS LIKE "TIT". Are you saying that a perfect ornament of nature placed on top of a beautiful embodiment of the art of music is unmoving? Cretin. You will never belong to the cultured and intellectual crowd.
gorillatama: (shouting from rooftops (zura ur gay))

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-06-11 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
My taste in music may not be the most cultured and there's a lot of pop involved but it's mine and I'm proud! I know a lot. For example, I bet you don't know jack d*ck about the brown note.

Titlizing. Titlectual.
keepcalmandbomb: (blank // empathy)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-06-17 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
My guess is it's the sound that comes out of your behind when you eat canned beans.
gorillatama: (asshole grin)

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-06-18 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
No it's the sound that comes out of your mouth every time you open it OOOOOOOHHHH! BOOYAH!

Ahem. No it's a certain music note that, when played, works magic on people's bowels and makes them poop themselves. Retribution from the Gods of Music I guess.
keepcalmandbomb: (blank // empathy)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-06-27 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
...

I'm leaving.
gorillatama: (Default)

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-06-28 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Bawk bawk bawk! Oh? There's a weird sound that doesn't sound like the brown note...what is that? It sounds like some sort of...feathered creature...too ashamed to discover the brown note for themselves.
keepcalmandbomb: (uh // are you shitting me)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-07-12 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ frowns ]

Are you calling me a feather duster?
gorillatama: (what a strange new position to use on ot)

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-07-13 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Also frowning]

Feather dusters don't make noise, Zura-san. [This is clearly not working, this is clearly not the point!!] You're a bit cleaner than those things. Besides, you're not cool enough to be manhandled by a hot french maid!
keepcalmandbomb: (calm // talking)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-07-14 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
It's not Zura-san, it's Katsura. Thank you for finally acknowledging my pristine hygiene. Although I will have you know that I am cool enough to be a "hot" french maid...
gorillatama: (srs)

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-07-15 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Katsu-zan. You're welcome! Every once in awhile your ego could use it. [Deadpanning-] You're about as hot as shaved ice. The blueberry kind. Well no, you're definitely the yummy cherry kind.
keepcalmandbomb: (zurako // scandalized)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-07-15 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's not Katsu-zan, it's Katsura. I only shave for special occasions! I suppose you would know all about Zurako's yummy cherry, though. How lewd.
gorillatama: (insert some serious song lyric here)

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-07-15 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wigzu-san. I don't really want to think about your rustic jungle growing back....razor burn is a bitch though, isn't it? What the hell are you talking about!? It's better than the blueberry, that tastes nasty. That's not lewd at all!
keepcalmandbomb: (ding dong // calm)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-07-15 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's not Wigzu-san, it's Katsura. I realize it is painful for you but I have never needed to shave there... in fact, I went through a lot of peer pressure because of it. I would apprecciate if you did not step on that toe again.

You know full well what I'm talking about. [ wink wonk ] We may have not used animals as safe words, but...
gorillatama: (i'm almost 30 and i just pooped my pants)

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-07-16 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm an expert on hair, I know the feel of freshly shaved stubble when I feel it brush against me....but I don't want to step on your toes, so I apologize for upsetting you and being insensitive.

I have not a single clue what you're talking about, not even your raging clu- YES WE DID! WE SURE AS HELL DID USE GIRAFFE AS A SAFEWORD!
keepcalmandbomb: (wait what // sweat)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-07-16 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
That was my calf. Can't I have that much at least?!

Eh? I was under the impression that only heavy S&M needs such things. Our affair seemed a little more vanilla than that...
gorillatama: (shouting from rooftops (zura ur gay))

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-07-17 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I guess. Just make sure to keep an eye on it and don't rub up against anything or you'll get rug burn.


WHAT THE HELL IS VANILLA ABOUT A PENGUIN SUIT AND A SET OF ****BALLS?!?! In what way is that vanilla? That's THE ROCKIEST OF ROADS?!!
keepcalmandbomb: (zurako // blush)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-07-25 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
Worry not, I am an expert of delicate hair removal.

Isn't everything? It did not have enough leather straps, ropes and spiky stilettos to be un-vanilla. Actually, I wouldn't mind putting that suit on you again...
gorillatama: (face down ass up thats the way otae-san)

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-07-25 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
WHY THE F*** ARE YOU BLUSHING IN THAT ICON!?!? YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR MY BIKINI LINES OR ANYWHERE DELICATE unless we've got the light on...

Only on your birthday and our anniversary. Can you swap out sexy boots instead of the stilettos this time? Wait a second what am I saying, I'm not enabling you, ya zoo fiend!
keepcalmandbomb: (zurako // scandalized)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-07-25 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I WAS JUST FONDLY REMINISCING OUR PENGUIN SUIT ADVENTURE!! I am not mowing your behind for you again, unless it's your birthday or something.

Of course. But isn't that only twice a year? I have read that couples must engage in regular intimacy in order to maintain the marriage.

[ in other words, you're only getting some if you're dressed as the duck thing goodbye ]
gorillatama: (EMBARRASSING)

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-07-26 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO IN THE FIRST PLACE!! I WAS SLEEPING INNOCENTLY AND COMFORTABLY WHEN I FELT THAT SENSATION ON SENSITIVE PARTS! IT WASN'T A NICE WAKE UP CALL AT ALL, I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT KIND OF ROOM SERVICE. You know I like to be awake during everything so I can see. And fine, my birthday!

Well yeah, but we don't have to do it with costumes...we can do some other stuff to maintain ourselves.

[STOP. NO!! UNACCEPTABLE]
keepcalmandbomb: (blank // uh)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-07-26 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hm? With how much of your screentime you spend complaining about it, the least you could have done was thank me for the efforts! It's not easy to have that kind of view with the lights on, I'm telling you. Ah, fine, fine. The things I do for... [ actually he's not sure what this is. marriage is a holly heights only thing right? is this some kind of au that actually contains love and woopwoop? huh ]

Can we really?

[ the answer is no ]
gorillatama: (trynna keep my cool)

[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-07-26 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
......I do appreciate the effort. It means a lot to me that you'd do that as a surprise to me. I'm sorry I jumped the gun a little on how you jump my bones. Thank you. [........look this marriage is a mental state of mind that apparently can't be forgotten through time, space, or verses. maybe its best not to get headaches and analyze too much]

....Yes. Tarzan and his animal friends. Or Conan the Barbarian.

[he's putting his cards on the table

the answer is nes]
Edited 2014-07-26 05:54 (UTC)
keepcalmandbomb: (hmm // this may require more thought)

[personal profile] keepcalmandbomb 2014-07-26 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ ....you may be right ]

Huh. That's actually... not a bad idea. They have both defined muscles and furry companions...
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