Booty Fire - May 27th, 2013

27 May 2013 @ 03:17 am

(949):

Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.

27 May 2013 @ 03:41 am

To: (Gintoki)

(596):

Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.

27 May 2013 @ 03:42 am

To: (Gintoki)

(703):

Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.

27 May 2013 @ 03:47 am

To: (Toshi-kun)

(646):

We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.

27 May 2013 @ 03:54 am

To: (Toshi-kun)

(954):

Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.

27 May 2013 @ 11:54 pm

(973):

That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -