Booty Fire

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2015-11-03T03:46:23Z

KONDO

jerky Is responsible for this beauty.

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LEU masterpost wip

2014-11-11T05:52:54Z

law enforcement unit
personnel roster • third party roster • filed complaints • ooc questions and suggestions • location • old post 1
old post 2

FT OFFICERS

✖ ⌨ ☎

PT OFFICERS

✖ ⌨ ☎

FIRE DEPT.

3RD PARTIES
✖ ⌨ ☎	✖ ⌨ ☎	✖ ⌨ ☎

〈 HERE'S HOW IT WORKS! choose a character, click on their ⌨ for their personnel file or ☎ to do your 911 call/complaint email under their thread. 〉

code by pagans

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(to: Mr. Kondo)

2014-09-07T10:57:11Z

(519):

You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear

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gorillatama @ 2014-09-07T06:42:00

2014-09-07T10:43:14Z

(860):

I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day

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every day of my life i wonder if this will be it....if this is the end

2014-09-07T10:40:27Z

(209):

I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.

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To: (Kagura-chan)

2013-06-26T01:28:28Z

(440):

You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.

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HH thread list

2013-06-08T09:12:09Z

March '16
yummerific

( Isao's Pantless Adventures: Gori Tendeny )

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Holly Heights Mailbox

2013-06-07T00:05:06Z

"Ahhh, I must be out protecting your justice jibblies or searching for Otae-san's Valley of Heaven and so I missed your call. Hit me up later, yo, and I'll get your down lo! Is that what kids say these d-"
BeeeeeeeEEEEEEP

Isao Kondo
#1469 Holly Heights
my dad son
precious glasses son
hey now
you're an all star
LEU (Mayo Justice Squad) hotline

[text] [calls] [webcam] [physical mail (yes, like bombs or poop)] [action]

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To: (Die Sougo)

2013-06-04T01:53:12Z

(650):

I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there

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To: (Toshi-kun), (Sougo-kun)

2013-06-04T00:52:10Z

(951):

I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home

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To: (Chief Gorilla)

2013-06-04T00:45:47Z

(440):

The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore

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To: (Yorozuya)

2013-06-04T00:16:01Z

(310):

Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.

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To: (Piece of Shit Gorilla)

2013-06-04T00:09:37Z

(802):

I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom

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gorillatama @ 2013-06-03T19:52:00

2013-06-03T23:53:04Z

(850):

Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.

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gorillatama @ 2013-06-03T19:46:00

2013-06-03T23:48:50Z

(+61):

He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.

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There's just Something about Toshi

2013-06-03T23:36:35Z

(716):

I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew

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gorillatama @ 2013-06-03T19:28:00

2013-06-03T23:28:29Z

(716):

I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts

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To: (Zaki)

2013-06-03T23:21:27Z

(903):

There's a naked man in my car right now.

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gorillatama @ 2013-06-01T23:19:00

2013-06-02T03:43:30Z

(408):

But college guys get to crossfade so there's that

(305):

No idea what that is

(408):

Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...

(305):

I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words

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gorillatama @ 2013-06-01T23:19:00

2013-06-02T03:19:01Z

(860):

I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me

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gorillatama @ 2013-06-01T23:13:00

2013-06-02T03:13:12Z

(813):

Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.

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gorillatama @ 2013-06-01T23:04:00

2013-06-02T03:06:47Z

(314):

You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad

(224):

I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.

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To: (Sougo-kun), (Toshi-kun)

2013-06-02T02:53:18Z

(479):

I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting

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To: (Asshole Perm)

2013-06-02T02:39:03Z

(715):

It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!

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To: (Drunk Terminator), (Oogushi-kun)

2013-06-02T02:28:48Z

(816):

You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex

(816):

...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship

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