(to: Waifuzura)

[gorillatama]

(630):

come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.

Comments

[keepcalmandbomb]

Don't say things like "deep-fried hotdogs" so easily!!!!

[gorillatama]

HOW IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE FOCUSED ON AND NOT MY BLOOD PRESSURE?!?!?!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NAG ME INTO GOING TO THE DOCTOR, PUT UNCOMFORTABLE DYE IN MY UNDERWEAR UNTIL I GET A RASH AND AM FORCED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR, MAKE ME DRINK PRUNE JUICE
NOT FOCUS ON THE PG 17 RATINGS!!

There's nothing easy about those, my friend.

[keepcalmandbomb]

There is something easy about those, you say it to easy women!! Your hotdogs aren't getting deep anything!!!

If you're worried about your blood pressure, you should live a healthy, asketic life!

[gorillatama]

You are what you eat, Zura-kun.......my hotdogs are deep and tender and robust, I'll have you know. There's no need to be so shy, c'mon.

I don't want to wind up like Charlie, starting fires and going on the run and becoming a legend in literature history. I can't handle that life, man.

[keepcalmandbomb]

[ SCREECHING ]

SAMURAI DO NOT PUT THAT SORT OF THING INTO THEIR MOUTHS!!!!!!!!

lol when i forget this wasnt a regular tag but lo and behold a text

[gorillatama]

thats not wat i saw
and heard
wetly and grossly
u were so sloppy w/that sauerkraut wat r we gonna do w/u????

[keepcalmandbomb]

[ OUTRAGEOUS ]

[ enjoy being ignored for the rest of the day ]

[gorillatama]

[ENJOY HAVING THE PICTURE SHITTILY TAPED TO YOUR HEAD YOU FUCK

it's not like he's pouting for the rest of the day or anything]