(775):

He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home

(573):

The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.

(416):

Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR