Booty Fire - February 18th, 2013

18 February 2013 @ 12:14 am

(954):

My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.

18 February 2013 @ 12:41 am

(206):

Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me

18 February 2013 @ 01:18 am

(609):

So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.

18 February 2013 @ 01:45 am

(803):

Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
(1-803):

Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.

18 February 2013 @ 03:36 am

(306):

I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.

18 February 2013 @ 08:27 pm

(570):

Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

18 February 2013 @ 09:43 pm

(530):

I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.

18 February 2013 @ 09:56 pm

like father, like son tho......

(440):

Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie

18 February 2013 @ 10:32 pm

(931):

You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet

18 February 2013 @ 10:39 pm

To: (Toshi-kun)

(334):

OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS